Lost: Special Hidden DVD Soundtrack

My better half and I have been preparing for the Lost season 4 opening by watching the previous three seasons. We've been running them pretty much back-to-back, which (if you can stand sitting in front of the telly for hours on end) is actually quite a good idea, since all the stories are fresh in our mind.

It struck me last night that everyone who's watching it by themselves is missing out. I think ABC should release the DVDs with a 'Mumbling Partner Soundtrack'. You'd select the gender of your partner, and the DVD would play additional dialogue out of the rear surround speakers.

"Why did Ben say that?"
"Jack would never do that!"
"God I f*#$ing hate Juliet."
"Oh look it's the hobbit again."
"NO WAY!" (shouted at top of voice at least twice per episode)
(Female partner: Sawyer comes out of the sea in his shorts) "Phwoar!"
(Male partner: Kate gets dressed in her tent) "Phwoar!"
"Oh SHUT UP Ben!" (replace "Ben" with anyone, really)
"No don't do that - you're not supposed to be with him!"
"Oh is that the evil baby? He's ugly."
(the video would pause randomly, then:) "Do you know what I've read, in season 4 they're gonna..."
"So, is Jacob the island? Is John the island? Is John really Jacob? Is Ben actually the island? Is John really Ben and Jacob AND they're the island? Is Carlton Cuse the island?"

Peace out, brother!